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  THE BLESSED GIRL

  ALSO BY ANGELA MAKHOLWA

  Black Widow Society

  The 30th Candle

  Red Ink

  Contents

  Also by Angela Makholwa

  Book 1 Welcome to my fabulous life!

  Two Months Later

  Three Weeks Later

  About My Friends

  Business

  Five Days Later

  About My Husband

  Ntokozo

  Papa Jeff

  The Golden Life with Papa Jeff

  Back to the Present Tense

  Home

  Iris and Franchising

  Tender Matters

  The Romance Conspiracy

  Getting Ready for the Big League

  Family Matters

  D-Day

  Melrose Hotel, Tonight

  Two Months Later

  The Day After

  Ntokozo

  Mr Emmanuel

  How It Feels to Have your Heart Shattered

  Book 2 Real Life

  Alive Again

  My Coming Out Party

  Downgrade

  The Season to be Merry

  New Year, New Beginnings

  Greetings from Bali!

  How to Travel Well with your Borrowed Lover: A Mistress’s Guide

  My Tsholo Graduates!

  A Bit of Nothing

  Golf Clubs and Smash Hits

  Carless in Johannesburg

  Iris Finds Love

  Suits

  Date Night

  Later That Evening

  Home Again

  Love Is in the Air

  Papa Jeff

  More Papa Jeff

  The Evening After

  Bitter Pill

  Just Desserts

  Book 3 The Wheels Come Off

  Ntokozo

  The Next Morning: 6 a.m.

  La Famiglia

  Future Prospects

  Mama’s News

  Golokile

  Facing the Truth

  Two Days Later

  Suffer Little Children

  Day Three

  Day Five

  Picking up the Pieces

  Two Months Later

  Light Breaks through the Clouds

  The Ndabas

  Magic

  From a Blessing to a Curse

  Epilogue

  Glossary

  A Note on the Author

  Blessing n. [pronounced blessiNG] God’s favour and protection.

  Blesser n. [pronounced blessa] a person (usually male and married) who sponsors a younger woman with luxury gifts, or a luxurious lifestyle, in exchange for a short- to medium-term sexual relationship.

  ORIGIN: Social-media phenomenon in which young beautiful ladies posted pictures showing off opulent lifestyles and proclaimed themselves to be ‘blessed’. The source of these blessings was soon discovered to be wealthy married men.

  Blessee n. [pronounced blessi] a person (usually female) who lives a luxurious lifestyle funded by an older, often married partner in return for sexual favours.

  Example of use in a sentence: ‘Mohau went to pay a deposit on the luxury vehicle that he had pre-ordered for his blessee, knowing she would be pleased with the gift.’

  BOOK 1

  Welcome to my fabulous life!

  From the moment I was born, my parents knew that I was destined to go far because of the way I looked, hence they named me Bontle – The Beautiful One. It doesn’t hurt that my surname Tau means ‘lion’… I am a beautiful and fierce lioness. Watch out, world!

  The first things you will notice about me are my honeycomb-coloured complexion, my almond-shaped eyes, the mole by the right corner of my mouth and my luscious lips. From a very young age, I knew that I lived up to my name. I saw it in the way that adults looked at me, the compliments showered upon my mother for my good looks; the way that grown men would stop to stare; the way my teachers at school would let things go with me that they wouldn’t with other children.

  People don’t understand that when you’re beautiful, the sun orbits around your world instead of the other way around. If I were given the option to spend a lifetime as Albert Einstein or as Marilyn Monroe, I’d choose Monroe every time, drugs and all. In spite of some bad choices, she still had a much better quality of life. I love girls who know how to make the most of their looks. Marilyn Monroe was the original blessee – and you can quote me on that.

  When you’ve been given the gift of above-average good looks, it’s ingratitude not to take full advantage of it, in any way you can. I don’t really care how people judge me; it’s mostly the ones who haven’t made anything of their lives anyway. Average-looking people tend to be average at just about everything they do and exceptional people tend to excel in at least one or two things in life. Malcolm Gladwell said that if you spend 10,000 hours honing a skill, if you practise it incessantly, you are more likely to be a champion in that field. Well, I’ve been charming the pants off people since the day I was born.

  One day at school, I couldn’t make it to my class so I asked a boy to take notes for me. He took the notes and even came to my house to update me on everything I’d missed. It was so easy, I did it more often. People call me dumb for not paying attention to my schooling but they don’t understand that I am smarter than them. What I learned was much more important than anything taught in classrooms. I learned how I was going to live.

  Generally, I apply the 80/20 principle to life: 20 per cent effort for 80 per cent reward. This philosophy has ensured that I notch up the kind of successes most people my age only dream about. One day I am going to get someone to write a book about my philosophy of life – I think there are a lot of poor souls who would benefit from my simple yet highly effective outlook.

  Though I barely scraped through matric and I have never spent a single day in a university lecture hall, I own, aged twenty-four, two businesses, a fully paid-up penthouse on Grayston Drive in Sandton, right at the heart of Johannesburg’s swanky metropolis, and I drive a luxury German vehicle – a convertible no less. Not bad for a girl from Mamelodi; yep, that’s my hood, baby!

  My role model is Donald Trump. I have his motivational book, and Richard Branson’s. The other books I love are Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus and Why Men Love Bitches. Oh, yes, I have a PhD in MENcology, baby!

  Most of my friends are still battling to complete their degrees and diplomas and often gape at me as I rock my Christian Louboutins rushing to an important meeting or going to grab a latte.

  There is nothing that irks a bookworm more than seeing someone like me make a success of her life, but whoever said that all men (or women) are born equal?

  And as I was saying, I’m from Mamelodi, so hardly born with a silver spoon. Au contraire. My mother’s name is Gladys Olifant. She was born into a ‘coloured’ family in Hammanskraal back in the 1960s. When she was twenty, she was plucky enough to pack two pieces of luggage, her dompas and R300 in order to hitchhike her way to Johannesburg, the city of hustlers, gold diggers and prospectors. She landed up in Hillbrow, where she started working at a place that was a cross between a jazz lounge and a latter-day township tavern.

  She doesn’t like to talk about that period of her life but whenever her sisters get drunk and into fights with her, they always say: ‘Don’t think we’ve forgotten that you were once nothing but a prostitute. This is usually followed by the mother of all catfights; some crying; then, later, all of them drunkenly professing their undying love for each other. Seriously. My family is soooo lame. They are so embarrassing, you wouldn’t believe that I’m related to them.

  I was so lucky to discover Aunty Mabel, my father’s younger sister, who owns a clothing boutique i
n Rosebank. My father never married Gladys. He left my mother when I was three and then died in a mining accident a few years later. I never knew his side of the family until Aunty Mabel reached out to my mother a few years ago. Turns out Mabel had kept in contact with Gladys over the years, but my mom’s bitterness towards my late father meant that she never told me about his sister when I was a child. Oddly enough, when the time finally came for our little reunion, Gladys was fussing around like a blushing makoti about to meet her in-laws for the first time. As for me, I fell in love with Aunty Mabel at first sight.

  My aunt is so cool and stylish and worldly; she’s like the older version of me. Even if she’s not that pretty, she knows how to take care of herself, and she gets invited to all these swanky events by clients from the boutique.

  I noticed that she dressed differently from anyone I’d ever met before. Unlike my mother, who’d decided to don a leopard-print top and skintight faux-leather pants to our first family reunion, Mabel wore a casual Gucci pant suit with stylish loafers that gave off an air of effortless elegance. Just. Perfect. And the way she spoke and carried herself was far more polished than anything I’d seen from my other so-called relatives.

  I am on my way to Aunty Mabel’s boutique as we speak. I like to drive my German machine with the top down, while I pretend not to notice the stares from other motorists. And why shouldn’t they stare? Especially today – my hair is on fleek. My crowning glory comes from my latest stock of Brazilian weaves. Oh, didn’t I tell you I also import and sell weaves? I’ve got a decent clientele, thanks partly to my following on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook.

  One of the things you’re going to learn from me is how to market and brand yourself. I don’t understand how people think they can make a name for themselves without having a decent social-media profile. This must be carefully curated so that you get the kind of results that make you stand out in a crowd. I like to think it is my social responsibility to give people a little taste of my glamorous life because I know a lot of young girls ekasi who need that inspiration; they hunger for a taste of a life that seems far out of their reach. Thanks to social media, they can feel like they’re right there with me – shopping in Dubai, hanging out at the latest nightspots, enjoying a day at the spa …

  Anyway, the weave I’m wearing today is long and curly, with blonde highlights, and goes right down to my bottom twin peaks. I’m listening to the latest hot summer track and the wind is blowing through my hair, which I’ve carefully styled with a gorgeous Louis Vuitton scarf. I’ve got a power lip going with a red matte lipstick from Bobbi Brown. I think it’s very disrespectful to present yourself shabbily to your countrymen. Can you imagine how much better off this country would be if we all just took extra care with the way we present ourselves in public?

  On that note, let me grab a selfie so I can share this look with my Instagram fans.

  Click, click!

  #DropTopThings #Windinmyhair!

  Teddy bought me the scarf, but don’t think I can’t afford to buy it myself. It’s just that this month I’m running a bit low on cash. My Teddy Bear promised me a construction tender, which is going to be advertised in a few weeks’ time, so I know that by March I will be swimming in cold hard cash.

  Wait … what’s that look about? Ha! Terrible little sceptic! You’re asking yourself how a girl like me would land a government tender in the construction business. That’s it, isn’t it? Mxm! I got your number. You’re just like my old schoolmates, doubting my street smarts all the bloody time. Please take out your notepad, because you’re going to want to write a few things down.

  So you know about this BEE thing that the government introduced when Nelson Mandela came into power, right? The Black Economic Empowerment policy? As you are aware, the apartheid system arrested black people’s development, so my Teddy Bear broke it down for me the other day and explained that our government broadened its policies to make sure that women and the youth are now fast-tracked into big business. Enter Bontle Tau. A woman. A young lioness. A force to be reckoned with. Yup, I’m ready to claim my piece of the pie, baby!

  Do I know anything about construction? No. Did Donald Trump know anything about being a president? No, but he says he’s the best president the United States has ever seen! So, bricks and mortar, here I come!

  I’m going to have to summon all my charm to make sure that Teddy Bear delivers on this deal. And, yes, it’s all above board of course. What do you take me for?

  Till then, though, I’m a little worried about the rent for my penthouse. I pay R20,000 per month on that place, and that’s excluding rates and taxes.

  What do you mean, you thought I owned the place?

  No, no, don’t go getting your facts twisted. I’m renting. But Papa Jeff promised to pay it off for me by the end of next year, so technically I will be fully paid-up very soon.

  Now, please don’t interrupt me again because it’s going to be hard for me to tell this story if you keep dragging up issues I covered earlier. First you were questioning the construction business and now this?! Our relationship is off to a rocky start.

  My phone vibrates. I don’t recognise the number. ‘Hello?’

  ‘Hi, Bontle … how are you, baby?’

  Oh, shit.

  ‘I’m fine. Why are you calling me? I told you it’s over between us.’

  What a loser! He’s not just calling me after I asked him not to, he’s doing it from a number I won’t recognise.

  ‘I miss you, baby. I haven’t been able to sleep for the whole week.’

  ‘Chino, it’s over between us. Stop acting like some whiny woman. The whole thing between us was not even supposed to happen in the first place.’

  ‘Come on … please? Just … come by my office. I’ve got something for you … just a little something to show you how much you mean to me.’

  Gosh, I think, rolling my eyes. This flippin’ guy. He’s not in my league. I don’t even know why I allowed him to worm his way into my life. I mean, I’ve seen him wear a jersey, a beige woollen one. With breast pockets. Like, seriously?

  ‘Look, whatever it is, give it to your wife. Chino, I swear, I can’t keep telling you the same thing. That was a one-off. I was drunk, you were drunk. Let’s just put that episode behind us. I can’t afford to hurt my aunt. Fuck, I’m actually on my way to take her out for coffee.’

  ‘Baby … please … Mabel and you are two separate things to me, this isn’t about her. Just one more time then? Let’s get together one last time, and then I promise I’ll leave you alone.’

  Shit! This guy!

  I can see you’re ready to pounce on me, but even I wouldn’t stoop so low. Okay. It happened, but it was only once. I’m so mad at myself. You know, alcohol and I should never mix.

  And just so we’re clear, I won’t be able to tell you my life story if you’re going to be all moral and judgmental about it.

  I was out with my girls at Mash, a hot spot in Bryanston, when I bumped into my Uncle Chino and his BEE friends.

  My friends Tsholo and Iris had come to visit me and were planning to spend a weekend of fun and debauchery with Yours Truly.

  I was really on good form and we were all looking spectacular, if I may say so myself.

  Iris had just found herself a blesser from Nigeria called Mr Emmanuel and she couldn’t wait to dish the details about her flashy new love life. I didn’t see how close they could be if she has to keep calling him ‘mister’ but apparently the guy is HUGE in the oil business. I look forward to meeting him one day because, on my vision board, oil is one of the big things I’ve earmarked to open the doors of success for me.

  I know there’s no oil in South Africa, but that’s the problem with you South Africans. You can’t think beyond the confines of your borders.

  Have you read The Secret? It’s one of my all-time favourite books. If you cannot visualise it, it will never be. You have to mentally see yourself owning that oil company, making those millions, and sooner rather than la
ter, you’ll be right at the top, where you belong.

  So, there am I with Tsholo and Iris, sitting in the VIP section and sipping some cocktails, when in my peripheral vision I see this tall, nerdy-looking guy with a beer belly. Even before I notice his face I’m already registering the following: no name brand shoes, boring grey jersey and pants, no swag, so … walk on by, boy!

  ‘Well, hello, hello, hello!’

  I look up to see that this poor excuse for a human being is Aunty Mabel’s husband.

  Uncle Chino is an accountant. He runs a small operation from an office in Braamfontein. Personally, I think Aunty Mabel could do so much better.

  ‘So, what are you young ladies drinking today?’ he asks.

  ‘We’re having cocktails but we’re hoping to get some bubbles after this,’ says loudmouth Iris.

  I mean, seriously?

  ‘Uncle Chino, we’re fine. How’s Aunty Mabel?’ I ask. Just to clear up the relations business once and for all, before Iris starts turning Chino into the night’s official Moreki.

  A Moreki is the guy we normally get to buy us drinks for the night … they’re a dime a dozen on these streets. Joburg’s affluent northern suburbs and Brooklyn North are the capitals of ‘Bareki’. If those towns were to be perfumed, their scent of choice would be ‘The Greenback’. Moolah, baby!

  I’m so glad to be a young woman in these times. Thank God for democracy, BEE deals and men’s inability to think with their brains.

  ‘Hey, come on, Bontle. Let me buy you ladies a drink. I’m with my friends … there by the table close to the entrance. How about we join you? We’ve just concluded a major deal and we’re in a celebratory mood. How about it?’ he asks.

  Oh, gosh. This is sooo inappropriate. Before I can even answer, there’s Iris again with her big mouth.

  ‘Okay, Uncle Chino. Why not? We’re always ready to share the joy.’

  I roll my eyes as he goes off to call his friends.

  ‘Iris – seriously? I’m gonna be stuck drinking with my fucking uncle?’

  ‘No man, choma. It’s not like you’re blood relatives. He’s married to your aunt, and you’ve only known her for – how long – like, two years? It’s not as if you’re gonna be sleeping with him. Besides, I clocked the guys he’s with. One of them is Selaelo Maboa. The big lawyer guy? He represents all these top politicians and businessmen. I think he’s swimming in dough … and he’s not bad-looking at all.’